— Anonymous: Are you not doing nudes anymore?

I’ve been off tumblr for a while!!

coluring:

me: *bitches*

guy friend: are you on your period?

me: BITCH I MIGHT BE

I JUST MIGHT BE ON MY PERIOD 365 DAYS A YEAR

concept

ayynick:

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

punkegg:

studio ghibli scenery is the greatest i want to live in a studio ghibli field of grass for the rest of my life